When marriage becomes an issue!

For the ladies, from the onset of maturity, it’s like marriage is all we talk about. But then, we do it with excitement. However, it gets to a time when marriage becomes a ‘biiiiggg issue’ and we start getting anxious about it, even to the extent of going extra lengths to answer ‘mrs.

Read through this humorous piece and find out which category you fall into. Hope dey, abeg!

 

When marriage becomes an issue!

When you hear relatives talk about marriage and you start thinking that they are talking about you – marriage has become an issue.

When you’re pissed that your friends are all singing ‘wedding bells’ tunes to you and coaxing you to join them in the flurry of wedding activities – marriage has become an issue.

When your birthday is fast approaching and you begin to dread your friends calling to wish you a happy birthday – marriage has become an issue.

When you meet some old friends and they ask you about your kids – marriage has become an issue.

When you are obliged to be a bridesmaid for your 10th friend – marriage has become an issue.

When you begin to frequent dating websites, hoping to meet the right person at last – marriage has become an issue.

When you start attending every new church in your town – marriage has become an issue.

When you place candles around the picture of a man you just met and pray the violent bring-down-the-roof kind of prayer – marriage has become an issue.

When you rush to a bridal shop after your guy tells you ‘I have something very important I want to tell you later’, only to find out that he just wanted to tell you that he got a promotion – marriage has become an issue.

When you hug your pillow at night, looking at pictures of guys you dated in the past and shedding tears of regret – marriage has become an issue.

When you start posting your name and number on ‘Dear Aunty Heart’ columns in the newspapers – marriage has become an issue.

When you begin to attend a white garment church and agree to bring the white cloth, virgin lizard, cats’s tongue, one-legged tortoise and lamb without teeth for a sacrifice – then marriage has REALLY become an issue!

As usual, I value your comments so feel free to drop your opinion on this (anonymously if you like…)!

femmetotale

dare to be a difference!

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